What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i mention "fat kid"? most prob would be the image of a fat kid sitting at a table stuffing himself with deep fried chicken, belgium chocolate, pork chops, famous amos, otah ice blend etc... Well this fat kid does more than just eating and sleeping and finding countless ways to renew but end up breaking his heart again. YES, this fat kid actually have hobbies! Here are some you people can read about
Through my entire lifetime, i have hobbies such as
1) Playing ParaParaParadise (a form of japanese dancing)
Its fun, cool and definately NOT GAY! and yes, even a fat kid can dance too. (visit tampines mall top floor, there is a fat kid who dances there everyday in the arcade, or if you want, you try your luck and search for me at Kovan superbowl arcade, i might be there dancing if you are lucky) What attracted me to this? Well, once upon a time, there used to be this fat kid who wanted to lose weight, thus he spent his time going around, looking for the perfect excercise when he came upon the ParaPara machine. When those two titans mergred, they gave birth to this dancing kid typing this post now. (though i must admit, i also wanted to find a cute girl who could share the same dancing interest like me. T.T)
p.s I met my rival today at the Marina Square Superbowl arcade. a girl of approx 15 years old, kinda cute, small and petique (did i spell it right?), except for her lip piercing. Boy (fat), can she dance, she could dance songs that even me and my master cant play, (eg Velffare 2000) but she couldnt beat my score anyway.
2) Watching power rangers!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So what if this show is for kids? I mean, there is a kid inside each and everyone of us that yearns for a proper childhood. To be honest, i am simply giving myself the childhood i never had. (mom kinda banned me from watching it cuz she thought it was too violent) The rangers are cool, they have cool unrealistic weapons that can shoot one freaking laser that kills the monster instantly, they have amour made of cloth that sparks will fly out from when hit by the enemy, they have ridiculious looking zoids that never fail to kick the erected monster's ass with its finishing move. Best of all, they know kung fu, and thats enough even to kick your grandma's ass. However, despite how much a huge fan i am of power rangers, i find some of the series kinda racist. Take the very first power ranger season for example. The yellow ranger is an asian and well, according to the white man, we as asians are considered yellow skinned. The black ranger is well... black. and whats with the red ranger? Why is he always a white man? Cant an asian or a negro take that leadership role for once? Well, thats besides the point that i still love power rangers and will never stop watching it til i turn gay.
3) Flying
Do i actually really need to explain what flying is? for those of you who dont know, here is a clue: birds do that all the time.
4) Listening to good sensible music that does not keep on repeating its dumb lyrics about how pretty this girl is or like how you want to like fucking jus fuck her through all that stupid irritting rap.
Like my earlier post, i mentioned that i listen to all types of music except rap. Some of my favourites include Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Taking Back Sunday, Flyleaf, Linkin Park (who the hell doesnt like linkin park?), Story of the Year and many more. Currently, i am listening to other bands and groups such as Metallica, Iron Maiden, Dragonforce and a little on Bullet for my Valentine, Silverstein. (recently, i am kinda like hooked on ROCKBAND, fuck man, this is tha bomb!)
5) Peeping through your window as you shower and staring at the way you scrub the dirt off that hot sexy sweaty hourglass body of yours.
Jus kiddin.
6) Crewing with theCrew
Last but not least, i love to crew with my friends. We do all sorts of nonsense together. Nonsense such as wearing pinnafolds and Mr Men underwear on our heads and running around Orchard, being half drunk in the playground playing truth or dare, hoboing around Singapore trying to get free lunch and dinner, ramming our heads into walls while wearing the construction helmet to test if it actually works, drinking magic exlier (made of prawn shells, egg yolk, vinegar, chili, leftover noodle and noodle soup, bandung (rose drink) and finally coke), smoking a hotdog, playing toss the tomyam soup and much more. (Check it all out at callingthecrew.blogspot.com)
In general, these are simply 6 out of the 13.89 hobbies i have. I would be more than happy to tell you about it, but then , I simply cant, cuz i am currently busy peeping through your window as you shower and staring at the way you scrub the dirt off that hot sexy sweaty hourglass body of yours.
I would like to end this post by saying : SAY NO TO GAY ABORTIONS!
Monday 22 December 2008
Friday 19 December 2008
more about this fat kid (love)...
For those of you who dun know, i am Nicholas Chen. currently single like most fat people, 17 and studies at SRJC. I kinda screwed my promos up and thus i retained. (laugh if u must, i dun give a fuck, i deserved it) I listen to all kinds of music except like rap. (god, i hate them with their non-stop bullshitting on who's mom is fatter, dumber or have the tighter pussy. i generally laugh at these ppl as they are only making themselves look more stupid. what ever happened to good old jazz music or ancient power metal?) i have the personality of a protector (INFJ) and i belong to an exclusive gang, theCrew.
I wouldnt say i am the perfect lover, but i would say i have been foolishly in love many times. I once liked this girl from my church when i was like in sec 1. this crush lasted like many months. but then, god must have been drunk when he planned out my love life (read on, you will understand why i say this). then one of my best friend who was not one of my best friend that time, kinda blabbered it out and managed to spread it to the entire church faster than a fat boy chowing on the family size bucket full of chicken. this caused like a major amounts of hate and like anger towards me (the girl was a very popular choice among the boys, esp those boys who think they are soo fucking cool by spamming vulgarities and smooth talks). because of that, i was kinda ostricised from church for like 3 months. i returned after when all cooled down. by that time my feelings were as dead. spelt with a capital D E D.
things died down and i resumed my normal life. until my that best friend, decided to use my phone to prank sms one of the countless girls he flirt with. well, (it didnt really have an ugly ending as the girl and i still talk) it kinda developed into a state where we were talking non-stop (this was during sec 3 btw). i started to develop feelings towards her but i didnt show, nor tell as i kinda developed a phobia after the pervious incident. this carried on til somewhere during the early sec 4 year. i was a first aider and was supposed to provide first aid for the sec 2 camp, my fellow first aiders kinda screwed me over the way my best friend did, this time it was really in front of me. that was not the worst part. the worst part was that she kinda rejected me on the spot. it hit me harder a few weeks later when i found out that girl no 1 and girl no 2 are friends.
girl no 3 came in during the june hols of my sec 4 year. she kinda randomly messaged me
and well, like deja vu, we started talking really non-stop. to be honest, i couldnt stand even 5 min without talkin to her. i was that much in love with her. from my point of view, she was no different, she would call me everyday at around 8 and we would talk into the wee hours of the morning. ( i rmb once teaching her E-math over the phone at 3) she would whine when i wanted to put the phone down, she would sometimes call and gossip about things even though i was studying at paya lebar mrt (singpost). (ask elliot, he will tell u) i was the happiest fat boy in the world, and despite the fact that she also knew girl no 1 and girl no 2, it didnt concern me as all we cared about were each other. when she was sad, i was her pillow, when she was happy, i was her playmate, when she was lonely, i was her companion. but then, for some strange reason, we didnt admit to each other. well, i sorta did, but i think she didnt take it properly. (i admited on the O level chinese oral day, i feel like a retard, a fat one too) things ended after when we got our O level results. she was very upset with her results that she didnt even want to talk to me about it. with that, she completely disappeared from my life for 5 months. i was never so hurt in my life. when she finally replied me in april, i was over her and was chasing another target.
girl no 4 was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my entire life, even up to now. she is so beautiful that she even makes angels look like your everyday plain jane. we met in a TPJC cum MJC party. (i crashed it thru my mjc friend) anyway, we talked soo much and that moment, i knew i was once again foolishly in love again. (i would say it was a crush now haha, we didnt know each other well) however, this love is and will always never meant to be. why? because
1) she was in j2 and i was in j1
2) her social status is much higher than me
3) she has like many other gd looking and of a much higher intelligence level going after her
this little crush carried on for like 2-3 months? and ended as soon as it started.
girl no 5 is currently also studying in SRJC. infact, she was my classmate this year (i am sure many of you would know her name, but for privacy sake and the deep respect i have for my friends, i will not mention her name). my feelings for this special girl grew during the june hols.
she jus looked so beautiful yet mysterious at the same time. she had the hair of the female rocker that i imagined my future girlfriend to have (for ur info guys, i didnt like her because of her hair. the hair was simply a bonus to me ok?) and the smile that would never fail to put a mile on my face. for many days and nights, i would try to find out more about her thru friends and observation and all those stuff a guy in love would do. however, my biggest mistake in this situation was that too many people knew about it at one point. it kinda circulated til even she herself knew before i could tell her. anyway, it didnt really concern me that she knew, cuz it didnt really change anything. i liked her so much that i was like making her a valentine's day gift that started from july up til now. but then, god liked to play a little game called "up yours chen" and a very huge misunderstanding occured.
my friends knew i liked girl no 5 very much and thus decided to give me a birthday present that was actually an erotic cake with a pic of something that kinda linked to girl no 5. ac much as i wanted to kill them, i couldnt as they were my best friends and they did it out of gd guestures. anyway, the pics of the cake were kinda leaked out or should i say given out on a blog i used to share with my friends. apparently, the next few day were kinda fuzzy to me, but the next thing i knew was that girl no 5 and even her best friend, (whom i talk to alot to try to tap info) started to hate me. i guess what hurt the most was i was kinda innocent in the process... i mean, i didnt want the cake to be seen, i have not shown to cake to anyone,but yet, i was taking 90% of the full blow. i could still rmb that entire week, i wouldnt sleep properly. but then, thank god things cleared up, and me and girl no 5 made up, but i can swear that it left an emotional scar on both me and girl no 5. after that incident, it kinda kept me thinking, would i really be able to make her happy despite all that has happened? does she have feelings for me at all both before and after the that incident? i was thinking along this line and i finally came to a conclusion that it would not work out. it was like an impossible love between a catus and a balloon. it pained me when i decided to try to get over with this feeling, even right up to this point where i am typing this sentence, i am honestly trying to get over her. however, something about me simply is holding back and and i cant understand why. for once in my entire life, i did not understand my own emotions and feelings.
this leads right up to now, where i am torn between my head and my heart and i cant decide on what to do with my love life. but not to worry so much, i am already getting a grip of my life. i have been studying this hol and i kinda more free knowing that i dun need to think too much about my love life in general. so for those who have been wondering about my love life, here is a brief outline of it and i hope u might have known a little more of this fat emo boy.
I wouldnt say i am the perfect lover, but i would say i have been foolishly in love many times. I once liked this girl from my church when i was like in sec 1. this crush lasted like many months. but then, god must have been drunk when he planned out my love life (read on, you will understand why i say this). then one of my best friend who was not one of my best friend that time, kinda blabbered it out and managed to spread it to the entire church faster than a fat boy chowing on the family size bucket full of chicken. this caused like a major amounts of hate and like anger towards me (the girl was a very popular choice among the boys, esp those boys who think they are soo fucking cool by spamming vulgarities and smooth talks). because of that, i was kinda ostricised from church for like 3 months. i returned after when all cooled down. by that time my feelings were as dead. spelt with a capital D E D.
things died down and i resumed my normal life. until my that best friend, decided to use my phone to prank sms one of the countless girls he flirt with. well, (it didnt really have an ugly ending as the girl and i still talk) it kinda developed into a state where we were talking non-stop (this was during sec 3 btw). i started to develop feelings towards her but i didnt show, nor tell as i kinda developed a phobia after the pervious incident. this carried on til somewhere during the early sec 4 year. i was a first aider and was supposed to provide first aid for the sec 2 camp, my fellow first aiders kinda screwed me over the way my best friend did, this time it was really in front of me. that was not the worst part. the worst part was that she kinda rejected me on the spot. it hit me harder a few weeks later when i found out that girl no 1 and girl no 2 are friends.
girl no 3 came in during the june hols of my sec 4 year. she kinda randomly messaged me
and well, like deja vu, we started talking really non-stop. to be honest, i couldnt stand even 5 min without talkin to her. i was that much in love with her. from my point of view, she was no different, she would call me everyday at around 8 and we would talk into the wee hours of the morning. ( i rmb once teaching her E-math over the phone at 3) she would whine when i wanted to put the phone down, she would sometimes call and gossip about things even though i was studying at paya lebar mrt (singpost). (ask elliot, he will tell u) i was the happiest fat boy in the world, and despite the fact that she also knew girl no 1 and girl no 2, it didnt concern me as all we cared about were each other. when she was sad, i was her pillow, when she was happy, i was her playmate, when she was lonely, i was her companion. but then, for some strange reason, we didnt admit to each other. well, i sorta did, but i think she didnt take it properly. (i admited on the O level chinese oral day, i feel like a retard, a fat one too) things ended after when we got our O level results. she was very upset with her results that she didnt even want to talk to me about it. with that, she completely disappeared from my life for 5 months. i was never so hurt in my life. when she finally replied me in april, i was over her and was chasing another target.
girl no 4 was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my entire life, even up to now. she is so beautiful that she even makes angels look like your everyday plain jane. we met in a TPJC cum MJC party. (i crashed it thru my mjc friend) anyway, we talked soo much and that moment, i knew i was once again foolishly in love again. (i would say it was a crush now haha, we didnt know each other well) however, this love is and will always never meant to be. why? because
1) she was in j2 and i was in j1
2) her social status is much higher than me
3) she has like many other gd looking and of a much higher intelligence level going after her
this little crush carried on for like 2-3 months? and ended as soon as it started.
girl no 5 is currently also studying in SRJC. infact, she was my classmate this year (i am sure many of you would know her name, but for privacy sake and the deep respect i have for my friends, i will not mention her name). my feelings for this special girl grew during the june hols.
she jus looked so beautiful yet mysterious at the same time. she had the hair of the female rocker that i imagined my future girlfriend to have (for ur info guys, i didnt like her because of her hair. the hair was simply a bonus to me ok?) and the smile that would never fail to put a mile on my face. for many days and nights, i would try to find out more about her thru friends and observation and all those stuff a guy in love would do. however, my biggest mistake in this situation was that too many people knew about it at one point. it kinda circulated til even she herself knew before i could tell her. anyway, it didnt really concern me that she knew, cuz it didnt really change anything. i liked her so much that i was like making her a valentine's day gift that started from july up til now. but then, god liked to play a little game called "up yours chen" and a very huge misunderstanding occured.
my friends knew i liked girl no 5 very much and thus decided to give me a birthday present that was actually an erotic cake with a pic of something that kinda linked to girl no 5. ac much as i wanted to kill them, i couldnt as they were my best friends and they did it out of gd guestures. anyway, the pics of the cake were kinda leaked out or should i say given out on a blog i used to share with my friends. apparently, the next few day were kinda fuzzy to me, but the next thing i knew was that girl no 5 and even her best friend, (whom i talk to alot to try to tap info) started to hate me. i guess what hurt the most was i was kinda innocent in the process... i mean, i didnt want the cake to be seen, i have not shown to cake to anyone,but yet, i was taking 90% of the full blow. i could still rmb that entire week, i wouldnt sleep properly. but then, thank god things cleared up, and me and girl no 5 made up, but i can swear that it left an emotional scar on both me and girl no 5. after that incident, it kinda kept me thinking, would i really be able to make her happy despite all that has happened? does she have feelings for me at all both before and after the that incident? i was thinking along this line and i finally came to a conclusion that it would not work out. it was like an impossible love between a catus and a balloon. it pained me when i decided to try to get over with this feeling, even right up to this point where i am typing this sentence, i am honestly trying to get over her. however, something about me simply is holding back and and i cant understand why. for once in my entire life, i did not understand my own emotions and feelings.
this leads right up to now, where i am torn between my head and my heart and i cant decide on what to do with my love life. but not to worry so much, i am already getting a grip of my life. i have been studying this hol and i kinda more free knowing that i dun need to think too much about my love life in general. so for those who have been wondering about my love life, here is a brief outline of it and i hope u might have known a little more of this fat emo boy.
Thursday 18 December 2008
Thursday 4 December 2008
the first post
Hi all, this is chen and this is the very first post i will be putting on this blog, so i decided to post 5 little something about myself.
1)like many fat people, i am single, lonely and well... fat.
2)i have went through many bitter things regarding love and relationships (i will talk about it another time)
3)unlike most fat people i know, I DUN WATCH PORN
4)i find that the hardest part of rollerskating is admiting that you are gay
5)i am currently trying to lose weight T.T
so this is 5 random facts i can say for now, stay tuned for more...
1)like many fat people, i am single, lonely and well... fat.
2)i have went through many bitter things regarding love and relationships (i will talk about it another time)
3)unlike most fat people i know, I DUN WATCH PORN
4)i find that the hardest part of rollerskating is admiting that you are gay
5)i am currently trying to lose weight T.T
so this is 5 random facts i can say for now, stay tuned for more...
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